Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
