I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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