Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
