My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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