So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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