You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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