we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My dick has a subreddit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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