I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just invented taco cereal.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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