i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She bit a glass in half.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I am available for nakedness
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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