How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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