You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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