I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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