it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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