i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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