Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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