I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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