Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This is classic penis vs brain.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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