I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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