CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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