i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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