Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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