Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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