So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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