Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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