So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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