Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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