So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I smell stomach acid.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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