i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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