So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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