Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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