You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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