ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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