So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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