Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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