i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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