I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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