Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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