Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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