I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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