therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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