Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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