What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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