I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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