This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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