Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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