Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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