Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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