the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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