toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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