...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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